It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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