I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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