onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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