He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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