i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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