This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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