Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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