And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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