halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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