why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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