i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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