i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
