its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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