the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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