I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
A bitchslap is in order.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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