he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
is that a dick in a sweater?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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