She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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