Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
third nipple confirmed
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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