I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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