I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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