you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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