"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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