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Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?

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(916): View more from California

He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics

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(209): View more from California

I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out

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(315): View more from New York

The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.

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(519): View more from Ontario

she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems

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(917): View more from New York City

When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork

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(314): View more from Missouri

We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him

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(770): View more from Georgia

I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking

(404): View more from Georgia

Lol you talk like you have a choice

(770): View more from Georgia

I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over

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