Where is the hickey?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Randomize
