If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
