Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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