Please don't use social media to get back at me.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
