she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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