wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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