Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
