She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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