Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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