For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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