Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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