Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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