I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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