You're completely useless in the revolution.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
