i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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