Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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