Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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