Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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