in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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