I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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