Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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