He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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