He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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