i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I don't deserve a penis
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
