i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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