it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
No stitches, just platelets and will power
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Dicks are not precious.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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