Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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