Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say š
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Iād clean the kitchen before making food. Mark ārang in the New Yearā with some rando in there last night
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