sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Can you bring me the toilet please
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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