please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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