That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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