brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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